TOP OF THE SEVENTH: INDIANS 7 (4) – 1 CUBS
With no outs, Jason Kipnis sends a three-run homer soaring into the bleachers in right. The score’s 7-1.
Things. Go. Quiet. Your head falls into your lap. You close your eyes.
IN A DREAM—YOU ENTER WHAMMY BURGER, APPROACH THE COUNTER.
Sheila: Hi, can I help you?
YOU: Yes, I’d like a two-run single and a rally starter.
Sheila: I’m sorry, we’ve stopped serving offense but we are on the loss menu now.
YOU: But I want offense.